Dear Inseminated Person: When must we Kill Republicans who are Obsessed with your Genitals?

To the "Dark Woke," calling people "Nazi" is not enough. Saving democracy might require preemptive mass murder.

Gavin Newsom says he doesn’t know what the Democrat Party is, there has been no “forensic” analysis of the 2024 election, and “if you don’t learn the lessons of the past, you will repeat them.” Spoiler alert: Gavin Newsom is lying, but the Party will still murder his political ambitions unless he openly embraces the “Dark Woke” politics of rage.

Democrats lost their grip on reality before 2021, but that’s when Gavin Newsom legally redefined the word “mother” as “birthing person.” They lost Dark Brandon’s “battle for the soul of the nation” in 2024, and in 2025 Rahm Emmanuel says the Party has gone “nuts.”

It’s hard to take people seriously when they said the word “picnic” is violent and “mathematics operates as whiteness,” but Democrats are deadly serious about compelling speech and they are doubling down on their genital obsession.

Colorado might make it illegal for parents to “deadname” or “misgender” their own children, and Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers is telling working-class voters their mothers are “inseminated persons.” Somehow, though, Dark Woke podcasters are “sick of Democrats” who buy the “genital obsessed” Republican narrative.

So, you might ask, what is this Dark Woke of which you speak?

Yes, the Dark Woke are Democrats who think “silence is violence” and elderly Trump voters should be pushed down the stairs because “democracy dies in darkness.”

Since their theory of politics is anti-individualistic, they declare that “the problem is not one man, but a whole class of people.” And the real question is not if the Dark Woke should commit political mass murder, but when the campaign should be carried out.

For let us make no mistake; the problem is not one man, but a whole class of people. … Violence only makes sense as part of coordinated strategy. … If the present administration should cancel elections; if it should engage in fraud in the electoral process; if it should suppress the speech of its opponents, and jail its political adversaries; if it ignores the will of Congress; if it should directly spurn the orders of the court; all these are reasons for revolution. It may be best to stave off, and wait for elections to throw out this scourge; but if it should threaten the ability to remove it, we shall have no choice. We will have to do the right thing. We will have to prepare ourselves to die.

As a general principle, I do not disagree with the sentiment of defending the country. I just deny the need to preemptively murder “a whole class of people” to save democracy. Nevertheless, I am thankful that Democrats who demand gun control haven’t gone that far.

It’s fair to say regular Democrats deny the Constitutional right to keep and bear arms, and the Dark Woke have crossed the line into Democratic Stalinism. So it’s fair to wonder if any Democrats really care about electoral fraud, suppressing (or compelling) speech, jailing political adversaries, and violating the Constitution to keep adversaries off the ballot.

Recent history suggests they do not, even though just a few short years ago President Joe Biden said “we can’t be pro-insurrectionist and pro-American. … We can’t allow violence to be normalized in this country. … We have to reject political violence with all the moral clarity and conviction this nation can muster.”

I do not disagree with that either. I just disagree about who’s normalizing political violence and — “inseminated persons” aside — who has scientific or moral clarity.

Many Democrats no longer view government as an instrument of progress, but of compelled speech and oppression. Many also say eternal truths — about women in general and mothers in particular — are cruel lies. And since they believe their own gaslighting, it’s not surprising that their political base now includes people who say Palestinian terror groups, Venezuelan prison gangs, and Somalian warlords are, in fact, better Americans than Americans.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see Democrats start gaslighting us with the 1754 “Join or Die” slogan. If they do, the meaning won’t be “unite or the government will kill us.”

No. The meaning will be “join or we will kill your grandmother.”